WOW! 2011 came and went in the blink of an eye! For me, a blink of a surgically altered eye...and that ain't no joke. So I say to 2011, you can suck it. 2011 you totally blew for me...jacked up eyes, puking and the loss of my favorite toy...the
flappy. Good riddance to your sorry asshat!
Because mom is 100 years old (mom note: 38 isn't old Bellatrix!!)we didn't stay up to watch anyone ring in the new year....but I did see lots of humans talking about resolutions. I asked mom what they were and she said they were promises humans make to themselves at the beginning of the year...and then break 2 days later. I thought about it, and I thought maybe I should make some resolutions and I plan to keep them. NUMBER 1....harass daddy more! He is such a sucker for this...all I do is bite his laces and he picks up a toy to play with me...score one for the pug.
NUMBER TWO....More collars...listen some of you pugs wear clothes....you humans have your shoes....I have my collars. Trust me, more to come! Mom took daddy's magic money card and ordered me more...they should be arriving any day now....super awesome!
NUMBER THREE.....Donate all my old beds and toys that I don't play with anymore to my local animal shelter. All those homeless dogs make me feel sad. They need their own 'rents to harass, right??
NUMBER FOUR.....check out this tiny waist bitches!! I'm almost a freaking Olson twin!! Mom says lots of humans make this resolution, and most don't keep it. I need to keep thin for my man Dutch....*wink* Plus check out my curl tight and high...love it!
NUMBER FIVE....more noms. Now I know this kinda goes against number four....but I'm a pug and I am ruled by my stomach. What's a girl to do??
So I think 2012 is going to kick border collie ass! I plan on being just as crazy and have a crap load of adventures, that I hope to share with all of you.
What does your 2012 look like and are you making any resolutions?
