I'm Officially Official!

Mom and I were taking a ride in the old Fit a few last week, when I told her the I don't feel "official".  She gave me a quizzical look and asked...."what the hell are you talking about...you're a pug?"  See I have this blog, and my own facebook page....so why don't I have my very own official schwag?

I mean I already have my own catchphrase right??  So wouldn't it look great on the back of my very own notecard??

I mean just look at how regal my pose is....just absorbing the sun.  Wouldn't it look great on the front of my very own notecards??

And just look mom....you never know who I'm going to hob knob with...so don't I need my very own business cards??

Oh mom.... Pimpin' ain't easy!

For me??

I'm not gonna lie...seems my 'rents forgot my "gotcha day" which was the 17th.  Dad pointed it out today to my mom....I'm going to plot my revenge against them.  I will take suggestions in the comments....but one of mom's friends totally made up for it!!!

 This is what mom and I sat in today.....for hours!!

Me??  I just hung out in my crate....mostly napping.

Once we finally made it home....and I ate dinner....mom pointed out a box with my name on it??  Inside was a hedgie worm.  HELLO....HEDGIE WORM!!!  My hedgie collection continues to grow.  My favorite toys are hedgies and when one comes to me as a super dooper surprise!?!  AWESOMENESS

While I was busy investigating my new worm.....mom and dad let out squeals of delight.  Well maybe mom did, but I'm pretty sure dad got giddy.  A hedgie collar and in my favorite colors...brown and pink!  I love it, and it looks so awesome with my shiny black fur.

Then came a noise mom only uses when she's in Disneyland, talking about Disneyland, on Disneyland blogs or is planning a Disneyland trip.....and out of my box came this.  See moms friend, Angela, makes magic out of glass.  She has a store that sells all this magic, she even has black pugs!  I think those Mickey ears for mom are extra special, because they put a huge smile on her face.

So I really want to say thanks to Angela and her hedgie obsessed boys Ollie and Biggie.  I totally get the hedgie obsession guys and I'll keep you posted when I see a new one!!

Not...A...WORD....

I will not bloggy anything aboot the posted picture. I only post this picture in order to gain sympathy for me. I...do...not...dress-up....

Please save me from the dress-up world that is somehow connected to being a pug...sigh...

A new interloper...

Some of my long time readers know of my arch enemy, the cat named Gracie. Over the last few years, we have feuded on and off, but have come to a sort of peace, mainly because she doesn't enter my backyard.

Well, a few weeks ago, I began going pug-loony over new smells in my backyard. It was really strong by the  area I'm not allowed, because of grapes, and I might eat a grape growing from the fence and get sick, so Daddy put up an anti-Belly barrier to keep me away. Well, the anti-Belly barrier also keeps THE NEW CAT INTERLOPER away from me, and I can't fully protect my backyard!

I don't know where he/she came from, and I don't know why he/she chose my backyard, especially behind the anti-Belly barrier. But, IT'S MY BACKYARD, AND THE CAT SHOULDN'T BE THERE!

It taunts and teases me at all hours, knowing that I can't get at it. Really, sleeping in my backyard?!?!

                                           How smug and secure..SNORTS!!!

So, me and my Daddy formulated a plan. Daddy will sacrifice himself to the greater good of the Pug (Me!) and attempt to interrogate the enemy invader. I want names, where it lives, why my backyard...I want answers, and Daddy was volunteered by me to investigate.

And, all he brought back was this picture of the Interloper. No names, no anything! Daddy said the cat jumped the fence before he could get closer. I thought my Daddy would come back sliced to ribbons from the Interloper's razor sharp claws, but he survived.

So, I must continue the investigation. I may activate the BPP (Black Pug Posse) and flush the Interloper from my backyard once and for all. Or maybe, I can recruit Gracie to my side. At least she didn't actually lay in my backyard!