We arrive at the doctor, they stick all sorts of things in my eyeballs, then off go the lights, and the nice doctor lady shakes her head...that can't be good. It seems I like to grow things, extra sex organs...long toenails....extra eyelashes....what does that all mean? Well when they fixed my orbs they remove all existing eyelashes and their follicles. Well, I guess I like to grow mine back, or maybe some new ones, you know whatever works for me. I guess that didn't work for my eyes (or moms wallet).
I'm going to spare you all the deets, but in the end I had a swollen right eye and no more follicles and I was given some good "medicinal" opiates. Hehe...I totally had the munchies after. Wow, since when do I have a pink unicorn living in my backyard?
Doc says I should be back to normal tomorrow, well normal for me, and if I feel pain then I'm suppose to take me "special medicine". Mom is just happy my orb wasn't so puffy, and that I didn't get a bad ulcer. Mom is also happy that we bought pet insurance...but that's for another blog.