What was Daddy thinking? I know this time of the year is known as "Christmas" to my hoomans, and that means I receive all sorts of goodies in a giant sock with my name on it. Daddy also gets presents for me, via proxy, as some stores aren't very pug friendly, even if my saved up treat money is just as good...
So, Daddy needed to wrap my proxy presents in special paper, so Mommy wouldn't know what was inside. And we all know how much I like to eat paper...And that special paper was on a never ending roll of deliciousness!
Daddy then made a deal with me....If I surpressed my chewy instincts for a few minutes, he would play with me for as long as I wanted...So I did it! The presents were wrapped, and playtime commenced:
Silly Daddy! Wubbas! Flappy! Hedgies! Pully! HAhahahahahahahahahaha...Snort!