I came home from daycare today, and found a mysterious brown box with my name on it. Is this my usual brown box delivery?
Quick dad, use a big man knife and open it for me...it smells so delicious and I must get into it now!!!
Look mom...there's a card in there. Who is it from?? PUG, BROTHER DUTCH and MISS AMANDA!!!! But why??
It's a glad my ORBS are all better gift...how freaking awesome is that?!?!?! Why what do we have in this bag??
HOLY SH*@&! (censored by mommy) Do you see these? A row of pig noses. PIG NOSES!!!!! Everyone swoooooon with me. PIG FREAKING NOSES!!!!
Ohhhhhh......unreal. I've never experienced this before. Is this what chocolate is like? I had to take it to my bed and show my Hedgie my new treasure. Nom Nom Nom
If there was smello-o-blog you'd be biting your computer right now. Nom Nom Nom Hey...check out my new improved ORBS, there all teeny tiny. Not too tiny to see the scrumptious treat in front of me.
Oh yeah...so yummy. Look at how happy I am. Remember pugs (no matter what mommy learns at WW) Food does equal love. Pug and Dutch and Miss Amanda sent me a giant orgy of love....
Oh the sweet bliss of yummy pig snout. Thanks again Daily Puglet Gang! I've got such an urge to smoke a cigarette and stick my hands down my pants. Huh, wonder what that's all about?