Hey everyone it's me your favorite hermaphroditic pug! Back from a minor break from blogging. See mom has been busy lately and dad's been kind enough to help me out on my last few blogs, but mom is back today!
Well you all know I've got some messed up eyes, ulcers...dry eye...eye crap, well today mom brought me to a specialist to have them looked at.
It seems that while my orbs are the source of my powers (think Superman only in pug form) they are also my kryptonite. Seems that I have some long ass word I won't bother you with, and it means I don't close my eyes...like ever. Well gosh I don't want to miss out on what's going on around me people, but in pug land that's all bad. So I have to have surgery.
So while I think my orbs are orborific, the doctor doesn't! He was like immune to them...um hello? Are you blind?? Get it...an eye doctor..blind? OK not one of my bests.
So while I sit back and think about just how freaking adorable my orbs were when I was just a wee one, I shudder to think of what they will look like in just a few short weeks.
Here I am in all my 7 week old glory...I was super orby even back then. Has anyone out there had this surgery? What can I expect? My mom and dad would love to hear about your experiences.
So as I sign off just one thought....damn you bordie collies and your perfect orb to lid ratio! You can still suck it!