A huge thanks to everyone who has sent me good juju vibes. I'm only one day in, and just look at me! I'm already up and about and thanks to a stubborn bladder, I've got my cone off! You guys know how I won't wear clothes or costumes, so do you really think I was going to sport a cone head? Silly doctors...ain't gonna happen.
See I decided to freak mom and dad out and refuse to pee for like 20 hours...no joke. Mom called the eye doctor and told her I refused to pee. Mom heard the most magical words ever....take her cone head off to see if she'll go. Daddy said it was like a faucet was turned on....I mean all those fluids and water, I'm not ashamed to admit that I gave the rain overhead some serious competition.
After it all done, I won the rights to not keep my cone head on. Mom and dad watch me like a hawk so that I don't scratch out my stitches....but if it means a cone free head (during waking hours), then I'll be good. Notice how tiny my eyes are now? Mom says they cute little buttons, and I know that soon I'll be rockin' my new orbs. Now I'm a little stoned in this picture (hey it's medicinal), but I'm feeling good and lookin' orb-a-rific!