Check out this hunk! This is Archie and he's one smooth lookin' pug. Just look at that tongue! You know he's eaten all sorts of stuff hidden in the nooks and cranies of his house. I know that he gets away with a lot with those ORBS and all. I must confess I'm a little jealous, he has such tiny feet, and I've got big old snowshoe feet. Somehow that isn't fair Arnie.
Arnie has super powers, dontcha know? See before Arnie there was Emmitt. Emmitt went to hang with all the other pugs on the rainbow bridge, this left a huge hole in his mommies heart. Well Arnie used his super powers of extreme cuteness, and he helped fix his mom's broken heart. How freaking awesome is that??
Ok seriously.....his mom also makes and sells fab pug related schwag! I know she uses her muse of Arnie to create all sorts of cute things. Um, if you need inspiration for black pug stuff, I happen to know a really cute and unique black pug...just sayin'
So Arnie, because you've got super powers and happen to be an 11 on the scale, you've been picked for R.A.C. Remember humans, don't look directly into the screen at all this cuteness, it causes all sorts of weird baby like sounds to come out of your mouth.