This is me in all my naked glory. I'm hanging out in the backyard enjoying the sunshine and the company of my dad. The warm cement tickling my belly....what could ever go wrong?
THIS COSTUME...THAT'S WHAT?????!?!?!
That's right, me Bellatrix, Miss I Hate Costumes, wearing...you guessed it....a freaking costume. Somehow mom got me to wear this Hooker Devil Costume. It's hard to tell but mom says it sparkles and has fake leather, so it's a Hooker Devil (I like to prostitute myself for a treat so it's all good)
Dad doesn't get it....
Mom doesn't know who's curl is curlier?
Mom totally bribed me with extra super yummy treats to get me to wear these dumb ass horns. No way I'm going out in public with these on my dome.
I showed those f@!*in' horns who's boss!!Mom wanted to let any bay area pugs now about upcoming Pug-O-Ween events. Oct 16th Pug Pros will host their event at the Marin Humane Society. And on Oct 23rd Pug Savers will be holding their event. I will be going to both rockin' Hooker Devil. Let me know if you're going and we can totally hook up!!
I am so shocked! You look like you were actually smiling in that costume! Bella, those must have been super tasty bribe treats!
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Payton
Heya Bella-T,
ReplyDeleteGirl/Dude, the horns are the best part! Dutch wears them every year and last year I did too. Supereasy was to score HUGE amounts of free snacks.
You look awesome and at least you are not wearing a tutu like we are. Our costume is butterfly ballerina complete with wings and a tutu and if our mom can figure out how to do it a tiara (not happening). We can't wait to see you in your costume in pugson.
ReplyDeleteLuv, Zoey & Phoebe
Hola Bella!
ReplyDeleteWe love your Costume!! You are Rocking Hooker little Devil!!! We are sure you are going to be a Hit!!! We want to go but La Mamma say it a very long drive, so we will be there in spirit!! You still showed whos the boos with those horns!!!
Bechos
Spongy,Licky & Patrick
Hahaha hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYAY!!!!!!! Mommy says there is a 999999999999% chance we can make at least ONE of those events! I am so happy. Now I need to look through my costume wardrobe for just the right one.
ReplyDeleteBTW Bella,
You look devilishly fantastic in your costume. Red is SO YOU!
Love Noodles
We like your style Bella, you don't need no stinkin' horns! We agree with Noodles, you look awesome in red!
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Meredith & Scarlet
Oww Bella you look super sexy! You little devil you! I wish I could come to the Halloween event because I love Halloween but I live too far away from you! You are deffo rockin that costume! Think your tail is earlier tho! Love licks and pHUGS from Frank x x x
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