Wednesday, June 16, 2010
DING DONG....my lil ears perk-up....DING DONG....I start getting my rough-n-tuff growl and bark all ready....DING DONG....Daddy's running to the big brown door. Something must be wrong. Daddy never runs to anything! DING DONG....I remember that sound! Sometimes it's people that Mommy and Daddy don't like, or other people selling things that even pugs won't eat or play with. I start the big chase, using my best Big Dog Bark and charge towards the door. Daddy's already there, ready to pounce. I have to do my part, I must become german shep-pug! I jump in, with my best bark and try my best to intimidate and scare off any intruder!
Then it happens. Daddy scoops me up in his arms and OPENS THE DOOR! Against the interlopers?!?!?!? How will I ever defend the house and Daddy if he's holding me like some cutey-pug? Daddy gets a brown box from the guy in brown. I do what I can do, and sneeze on the guy. My bully sticks come in a brown box, surely this delectable box is for me....Nope....it's full of human toys.
Back to the story, as I'm over my disappointment that the box is not PUG-worthy. Mommy and Daddy are always proud of me when I become my alter-ego German Shep-PUG! I think it's my duty as the head pug in the house to keep it safe, especially my toys and treats! I'll never be one of those big shepherd police dogs, but I'll be the next best thing a German Shep-Pug...or even better, I will become a new super hero-dog. Better than Krypto, better than Underdog...It's PROTECTO-PUG!