Everyone knows I'm "unique" I mean it's not everyday that you have the opportunity to meet a hermaphroditic pug right? You may think my tiddlee bit is my most famous feature, but you would be wrong. It's my ORBS. I've had many requests as to how to properly orb your way into something (or out of something)
First off you have to perform proper orb management. Us pugs have to keep our delicate eyes clean. Daily cleaning of our folds is imperative to put your best orb forward.
OK...take notes here...next you must sit. I know putting your precious back end on the cold hard floor is not desirable, but humans love this trick! Then you crane your neck, open your eyes slightly and make your orbs slightly moist. This will cause your orbs to glisten. This is usually good for at least a treat.
Humans are told they need 8 hours of sleep, but us pugs need more than that. For proper orbage, you will need a few naps a day. Resting your orbs ensures that when you need to get out of pickle (say you chase that evil cat Gracie from your backyard- for a random example)and you want your mom (or dad) to stop yelling your full name (say Bellatrix instead of my nickname Bells you know for a random example) that your orbs will be in tip top shape.
So say mom has some yummy light whip cream, and you want that whip cream to enter your belly. You must be prepared to bust out with the big guns. You want to crane your neck, lean your body towards your mom in a loving manner then unleash your orbs.
Enjoy the spoils of your labor. Sweet success. Mom and dad are so super awesome. This is my own bottle of whip cream. I get it only as a super special treat. OK, now I'm going to let you in on a little secret.
Sometimes you're just lucky to be born with the power of the ORBS. I was yielding my powers at 8 weeks of age. Now that I have your mom or dad under my spell, quick sneak into the fridge and steal that whip cream!