If there is anything you need to know about me...it's that I don't dress up. I know that kinda bummed mom out and all, I guess lots of pugs do dress up, but seeing that I'm not the norm in all aspects, she can't really be all that surprised by it. The one thing mom does do to "dress me up" is what she calls her collar fetish.
She often goes for the seasonal look. She is forever sneaking dads money card and ordering all sorts of collars for me. I can't say that I was surprised when I came home today and saw another brown box full of collars for me. Dad is Irish (mom is Italian and has the hips to prove it), and I guess a day to celebrate Irish pugs is coming up. I'll be getting my Irish pride on!
Then comes a day for bunny rabbits! For some reason I have to wear a collar with eggs on it? How those connect is beyond me.
Don't think this fetish is exclusive to mom....nope dad got me this reflective collar. It's great for us black pugs taking a night stroll. Headlight reflect off if and let cars know we're here...and why not stop and give me a treat and some attention!!
Now this last collar mom picked up is a bit controversial. I wasn't so sure I wanted to share it with you, heck I'm not so sure I'm gonna wear it....
Mom calls it my hermaphrodite collar. It represents the boy and girl in me in both color and attitude. Obviously the blue is for the boy side then add the skulls for attitude. Then the pink is girlie and sweet with the hearts. She says it the perfect combo for her reproductively confused pug. Oh shesh!
I swear it would be easier for her to just get another pug that will dress up! So what ridiculous things do your 'rents put you in??