Dad has a baby shower to go to tomorrow and so he asked mom to wrap gifts for the baby. I thought it would be great if I helped mom. See mom? Unlike me, this baby has only one set of bits, and it's a boy.
I couldn't help myself and while mom was wrapping the paper, I just had to take a bite out of it! That's when mom started to swear at me! Shesh, I get in trouble when I use those words and get censored.
Oh hey, you don't get this back mom, it's all mine. Screw that kids present you have to wrap.
Evidence of my mass destruction!!
Nom Nom Nom. I love to chew on paper and it's getting stuck on the roof of my mouth.
Mom totally made me "Drop It!" and took away my prize. Gosh darn you mom!!