In keeping with my birthday week, dad brought me home a scrumptious golden chicken. Sure mom and dad think that it's suppose to be their dinner...but I know better
Hey MOM!!! Slap me up with some golden chicken!!!
Oh sweet baby jesus....nom nom nom
Hey Mom...it's me again. How 'bout you give me more of that golden chicken?? See me sitting all cute right here? HELLLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!
Dad?? See me right here? Remember me? Your pug...birthday coming up??
SUCKA!! Ha Ha. It's wicked delicious and it's all mine. Such yummy chicken all for me as a birthday treat. Oh yeah, I'm so gonna soak this birthday schtick for as long as I can.