Oh man I am not feeling good at all! I've been sick for days...days people!! I haven't poo'd this much in all my 11 months of life. I don't know what's wrong, I don't think I got into anything I shouldn't have. Dad thought it was those bison treats (he even did a blog for me about it), but mom thinks I may have ingested a parasite or got a "bug" at the dog park.
Yesterday mom had to make the call that no pug and I mean no pug likes....the vet (key evil music), and he said bring in a sample. I'm thinking....do they have to cut a piece of Bell's Pie? Is this like getting a free sample at the pet store? Is my vet going to eat Bellatrix? I soon found daddy chasing me around the backyard after my 1000th round of "Battle Poo" with a funny spoon. Is this the time to get a sample dad? I mean I'm not even marinated yet!?! Then dad scooped something off my um how do I put this??? My high-knee (that's my butt people!) and later that night mom and I were off the vet so he can taste it.
Once there, I got lots of hugs and kisses and pet (but no treats), and I was happy to say that my vet sent my sample off to get cooked before eating it and that he'd tell mom tomorrow how it was. I thought this odd, so I questioned mom with my orb. She stated he wasn't going to eat my sample (like I do at my favorite boo-tique) but that the lab tests it to see why I'm peeing out my back end.
So mom calls the vet today, after I woke her up every 30 minutes last night to go potty, and no parasites. So today I start a new medicine to see if my tummy gets any better. I'm pretty down in the dumps. I've had no daycare, no Spencer time...little to no food...no treats....no chewies. Blah blah blah....Has anyone in the whole dogdom ever suffered like this before? How did you get better?? I need to know because my Spencer Sunday is coming up, and I don't want to miss it!