As a fan of "America's Next Top Pug", I thought I'd take this time to perfect my SMIZE. Now if you don't watch ANTP, then you might not know what the SMIZE is. As defined by Tyra Banks, it's when you smile with your eyes.
As you know my best feature is my eyes, I mean they are the windows to my stomach, so I make sure my orbs are always clean and shiny and ready to work it for any form of food. Now recently I had a little problem with my SMIZE, it was broken and all full of (shudder) mites.
So after lots of work that made me real tired, I realized....I've got my SMIZE back. I'm looking good, the mites are almost all gone, and my orbage has led me to get an extra treat or two...usually when my mom doesn't know my dad snuck me a treat already.
So as you can see, my orbs are lookin' good and ready to get treats and hugs...all just based on my smilin' eyes. So whatever your best assets are, make sure you work them for all they are worth, which is usually treats, and don't stop using them until you get the goods. As Tyra would say "Work what you've got" and I've got orbs to spare.